Excuses for not going Veg...

Have you ever heard a really dumb excuse from someone about why they "would go veg is only...(fill in the blank)?"

I've heard some pretty bad ones in all my years as a veg. Don't get me wrong, I have respect for the reasons why people decide not to go veg, but I also understand that there are no excuses if you're making a choice that you're very passionate about. It's comparable to quitting smoking. I just think that anyone who says they are trying to quit "but"___(blank)_____ is preventing them from quitting is just making it perfectly clear that they are not ready to quit yet. There are no real excuses. You're either ready to quit (which means it's something that you want) or you're not ready (you don't want to yet). And it's the same with being veg. Don't make yourself feel better by giving yourself a reason for not going through with it. Instead, be happy with who you are, and know that if being veg is important to you, you will find a way to make it work out in your life no matter what the excuse.

Ok... that was a small tangent. I just wanted to ask everyone to comment their favorite excuse for not going veg and/or their come-back to that excuse. The answers will make the next LAVAlicious! Thanks!!